jaredscottgilmore:

“I wanted to leave quietly, it seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretend to hump me from behind, it’s more accurate tribute to my years here.
I’m gonna miss these guys.”



Toby: …to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object, which is the correct usage of the word. 
Michael: No one asked you anything, ever. So whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull?

(4x04 - “Money”)


Dwight: We will burn Utica to the ground.

(4.06 - “Branch Wars”)


I love our scenes at the art show.


notabadday:

Farewell, The Office → Angela Martin


Michael Scott x Toby Flenderson l The Office


B.J. and I have a very tumultuous relationship.